Thursday, April 16, 2009

why I'm a secret narcissist

These facebook tests I get all the time are not especially revealing. Most of them have misspelled words or poor punctuation and cannot give an insightful answer based on 5 questions with limited answer possibilities. BUT I take them all the time anyway.
Which leads me to think I'm a total narcissist.
But I took that personality test to see if I really am and it turns out I'm a 10 on the exhibitionist scale but not too full of myself.
Still, this doens't help me think I'm any less interesting to everyone else, so I have this habit of calling in to various radio shows. I've been on like 3 times in the last few months, always live. (Who's the radio star now?) So yesterday I called in about things that tick you off; it's like an open bitch forum. People are calling in with real serious things, like not being able to afford their gas bill to health insurance bureaucracy. Mine was, I hate when someone gives you an address of someplace, asks if you know where it is, you say yes, and they proceed to GIVE YOU DIRECTIONS anyway! Don't confuse me! So I'm driving home from having my car repaired, all hopped up on Saturn of Glenview's coffee, and I'm live ON THE AIR when I realize that I'm lost. I totally lose my train of thought and have to end the converstion pretty confused and not as funny as I'd intended to be. Next time I guess I should pull over.

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